A. Wrapping the cord from the flashlight around his baby sister's neck.
B. Stripping down to a tank top and painting his entire body, including nether regions.
C. Scraping the paint off the wall using B's keys.
D. All of the above.
I think we all know the answer, don't we?
(I didn't have the heart to photograph poor Baby J crying on the floor with the cord or of my bedroom wall.)